Alex Murray is a no-good, freeloading, jackanape with nothing to offer the wider community. He recently chaired an international conference for the World Dilettante Association where he presented the vaguely-worded paper, "You Can't Drown by Skimming the Surface: a brief history of modern journalism", to feigned acclaim. Please contact him with cash donations immediately (all payments over $500 receive either a free Tarot card reading, or souvenir Batman pencil case).