Krankiboy has been called "One of the finest journalists, humorists and thinkers of the decade and perhaps the modern age." When not making exaggerated statements his mother also enjoys playing solitaire and making soup.
Krankiboy has worked as a television sitcom writer, a teacher (scary), a freelance writer and has contributed to countless discussions about the best way to "Hollywood name-drop your way into that chick's pants." Even though he's an American you've never met you're still a very big fan. He happily reads all your email when he isn't being seductively reclusive in his spacious San Francisco loft with his two dogs, Ass-Breath and Freckle Dick.
