OK, so I’ve been watching porn.

Not old skool porn, where pool cleaners rub shoulders (and other parts) with naked Farah Fawcett lookalikes, while a cheesy soundtrack plays funk from the Starsky and Hutch era.

But a new flavor of sleaze, this time championed by pimpin’ homies sporting ill-fitting tracksuits and more gold than the member in Austin Powers’ shorts.

For my money the winner of the ‘Am I blushing?’ award is Loose by Banger and Cash, although homely wife Madonna gets an honorable mention (despite not looking quite so edgey these days) and Placebo is congratulated for making sure things stay well and truly outside the box.

So close the curtains and enjoy my new collection of MTV-sponsored pornography, because sin is in baby!!!

	Benny Benassi – Who’s Your Daddy The Italian master of techno house turns his hand to smutty music vids, with a clip featuring a group of sexy chicks, an ice cream cone and not much clothing at all. Yes Benny, you're the Daddy. View Here
	Bangers and Cash - Loose And loose it is. You would be hard pressed to tell the difference between this ‘promotional music video’ and that movie you discovered in Dad’s sock drawer entitled ‘Lesbian Lavatory Lust’.  If Bangers has a girlfriend, I’m guessing she was out of town when he filmed this masterpiece. View Here
	Madonna – Justify My Love Not so much dirty as just very very sexy. Lots of petting, a bit of nudity and enough suggested action to take you mind off what is essentially a very boring song. Maybe this is the reason Guy Richie’s not keen to talk about his grumpy wife’s steamy past. View Here
	Placebo – Protégé-Moi My God, this isn’t getting any easier to explain to my girlfriend. In this clip Brian Moloko’s nasal whine sits atop images of a trashy group sex-a-thon, presumably either in the band’s green room or at a whorehouse in Amsterdam. Don’t look Mum! View Here
	Ludacris – Pussy Poppin In this music clip-cum-strip joint promo, the dirty boy of rap (it’s quite a title when you think about it) reveals to the world how he’s been spending all that filthy cash. I doubt very much if he gets pestered by Mom to give his kid sister a walk on role.  View Here

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