Move over Robert Downey Jr, Lindsay Lohan wants your job.
With an alcohol content higher than most bottle shops, our wayward princess has once more found herself on the wrong side of the law in LA, as she was picked up for drink-driving and possession of yummy cocaine.
It‘s the eleventieth time Lohan has been arrested, this time after being spotted chasing another car along sunset strip while clearly in a rage and off chops. Following a brief but enlightening sobriety test, Sergeant Shane Talbot bundled her into the paddy wagon and escorted her back to the prison cell she has come to know better than any of her dressing rooms.
“Lindsay Lohan’s killed her career” said one insider, adding that most of Hollywood expects things to get worse before they better.
“We’re actually scared for her sanity and ultimately, her life”.
The 21 year old recently completed a stint in a swanky US rehab centre, declaring that she had found a way of maintaining a calm restraint while out and about.
Unfortunately on this occasion it seems her magic bracelet failed her.
