Dear Scenesters,

I hope you know that I’ve missed the feel of your mouse clicks on my delicate links. 

I scraped together some videos that I hope will amuse, confuse and abuse your mind.  Some are comedy classics and some make me want to curl up in the fetal position.  Frankly I was getting a bit tired of videos of animals doing strange and adorable things.  Although, the one with the squirrel getting launched was still pretty amusing.  Sorry, I’ve digressed.  Here are links to a variety of virtually amusing bits.  Collect them, trade them, and share them.  The fate of the future hangs in the balance.

Small Conflict 
I may go to hell for posting this but man that scamper away move just kills me. 

Pricasso
How does somebody learn how to do this?  I think Pricasso needs to lose his love handles.

Run DMC on Reading Rainbow 
How did I miss this episode when I was a kid?

What What? (in the butt) 
I think this might be a metaphor for something.

Banana Record 
No, you perv it’s not that kind of banana record.

Impatient Kitty 

Argument Clinic 
A classic oldie but still genius comedy.

Hendrix in Flames 
It’s the way jimmy would have wanted to go out.

Baby Bruce Lee 
I wish they ran this with bruce lee video playing alongside it.  Look for this guy to star in Enter the Nappy. 

Swing Wing 
The ultimate Head banger exercise. 

Knight Rider Theme 
Sweet and pointless, just the way I like my entertainment.

Appalachian State 
It’s Hot, Hot, Hot.  I think I’ll enroll to learn how to do music videos that captivate the imagination and stir the senses.

Hugh Laurie Folk Song 
Hugh Laurie is an extremely multitalented fellow.  He writes novels too.  Enough Hugh, you’re making me feel lazy. 

Group Therapy 
I actually agree with the message of this video.  I don’t want to see one more fucking impression of this ever again.

Family Feud 
At least they knew milk is kept in the refrigerator.

Kaboom! 

Great Buster Keaton Montage 

METH 
When you need a little pick me up.

Misheard Lyrics 
I hope they do more of these and soon. 

Honey Fights 
This is an amazing video on so many levels.  It’s Comedic, absurd, sexist, Stupid and racy.  
The translation of the ring announcer is priceless.  “Good evening fans of sports and light erotica.”  How can you not be enthralled by an intro like that?  “You must be hungry to see passionate fights and juicy scenes.”  There are a few other great lines that are only made that much better by the bad grammar. I just wish we could have seen Brown Salamander battle.

Kid on LSD 
What kind of permission slip does a parent sign to allow their kids to be experimented on with LSD?

Butt Bite Bug 
This one has got to be filed in the WTF? folder.  I think I’ll use this dude as an urban legend to scare my kids.

Black 20 Dubbing 
The classic overdub.  With a special appearance by Snap, Crackle and Pop.

Ask Gam 
She gives it to you straight up with both barrels.  I should really call my dear gran to get some advice.

Dice Stacking 
Dice stacking?  What in the hell is dice stacking?  I don’t know but I bet there is just one other guy in Japan who can do it slightly faster.  I would like to see the movie where they “dice duel” to decide a winner.  It will star Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn.

Kitten Trap 
Okay I snuck in one animal one.

Flip Book 

Throw Somebody Down a Flight of Stairs  
Go ahead. It’s stress relieving.

Eddie Izzard Death Star Cafeteria 
This is part of one of the best comedy specials possibly ever.

Elmo and DeNiro 
Two masters of their crafts sit down together for the first time.

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