Richard Blackwell has released his Worst Dressed List for 2007, naming and shaming the biggest celebrity offenders of the last 12 months.

Blackwell, who has been producing the list since 1960, also releases ‘Best Dressed’ and ‘Fabulous Fashion Independent’ charts, but nobody seems to give a hoot about either of those.

So here’s bitch list in full, you spiteful bastards.

 

1. Victoria Beckham
And to think she looked posh next to the other Spice sluts. Go figure.
2. Amy Winehouse
Heroin, yes. Chic, not so much. Her look is similar to that of an 8 year old boy, as is her wirey little figure. Surely the best advert for saying no to poisonous street drugs.
3. Mary Kate Olsen
To be fair, it’s hard to find fashionable clothes in kids’ sizes, especially if you’re busy getting it on with B grade celebrities.
4. Fergie
She actually dressed better when she was on crack.
5. Kelly Clarkson
At least the bad outfits distract people from the awful singing.
6. Eva Green
She's incredibly French and sexy, but yeah, OK, the dress looks like shit.

7. Avril Lavigne
Nobody tell her she made the cut. She’s already the most miserable person on earth.

8. Jessica Simpson
Maybe it was the big orange chin that pushed her over the line.
9. Lindsay Lohan
Blackwell did well to give LiLo a rating, given that she spent most of 2007 with her gear off.
10. Alison Arngrim
Who cares?

But before you write off the celebrities above, click here for a good look at the man who compiles the list. Now remember, this guy is a fashion guru.