Guy Richie, who was previously a film director but is now known as Madonna’s husband, has described his marriage as being ‘fine’.

"I live vicariously through my wife, so I was once a spy and now I've become a tourist. And it's much more fun to live in London as a tourist than it is as a spy," he told People Magazine.

"My marriage is fine as far as I'm aware of," he continued.

Now I don’t know about you, but I seem to remember Richie’s once foxy missus berating the ever-cheesy Kevin Costner after he referred her concert as ‘neat’.

Madge scowled, the world winced and Costner’s cred went down the tube quicker than his Waterworld fiasco.

So I’m guessing there will be no bedtime stories for Guy this week.