Having just about completed her goal of robbing blind one of the world’s most celebrated artists, Heather Mills is turning her attention to finding another man.

The daily mail is reporting that the not-so-leggy blonde has enlisted the help of several friends to help find the perfect partner and step-father to daughter Beatrice.

And in a move that has the word ‘hypocrite’ written all over it, Mills has suggested that she isn’t interested in anyone who is excited by her wealth, but must have a sense of humour.

Well, they do say opposites attract.

Here is her full list of demands for a potential date;

Is wealthy
Is a vegetarian
Has a sense of humour
Can handle strong women
Aged 45-60

And here is Sir Paul’s more concise romantic wish list;

Has 2 legs
Isn’t  a fucking psycho