Of course we’re all excited by Michael Phelps’ demolition of just about every swimming world record there is.

But clearly not as excited as we are when someone suggests he may have inadvertently flashed a length in the pool on Saturday night.

Phelps set the internet world a-clickin’ when, after almost losing his goggles in the 200m final, a headline circulated the world, declaring “Phelps in wardrobe malfunction”.

Now when a guy in speedos has a ‘wardrobe malfunction’ you can’t help thinking there’s a spot of pink show and tell heading your way.

But his goggles?

It’s made me think this “weightlifter nails snatch” headline may not be rude after all.