Think you’ve heard it all? Then try getting your head around the latest Forbes list, which claims to document the world’s most influential toddlers.

The study, which was based on parents’ celebrity, media attention and commercial value (whatever that means), placed Brad and Angelina’s one year old daughter, Shiloh at the top of the pile. The lucky couple also managed to sneak Zahara into the number 3 slot and Pax in at number 5.

Second was Tom and Katie Cruise’s mega kid, Suri (under 5? Surely not), with Britney Spears and Kevin Federline’s headcase-to-be taking the 4th position.

Poor old Posh Spice will no doubt be disappointed with her kids only just making the cut in joint 9th position, particularly as her husband has trouble with counting up to big numbers.