In the Miss Teen USA competition contestant Miss South Carolina stood out when she was asked to respond to a question about why 1/5th of American high school students can't find the United States on a map.   
 
It's important not to judge Miss Teen USA too harshly.  It's hard to stand up in front of a televised audience.  Especially when you're so incredibly fucking stupid.  She did the best she could with all six of her brain cells rubbing vigorously together.
 
I think it was mean to give her a math question with fractions AND a geography question.  It's totally unfair... in as such, like, um... for our children.
 
South Africa, "the Iraq" and, like, asian countries could not be reached for comment.

Click here to see a Miss South carolina spoof clip