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Stupid Celebrity Baby Names

Bingo Trout — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:44:08 GMT

You may as well call them 'Please Punch Me In The Face And Steal My Money'

Madonna gets the birthday blues

Bingo Trout — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:21:28 GMT

Madge is now 50, she’s a mum and housewife, and the once endless list of devotees seems to have dried up, just like the bingo wings she’s developed under her arms.

Are extra taste buds making you fat?

Bingo Trout — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:38:49 GMT

The theory claims that those with the extra buds have a heightened sense of taste, enjoy flavours more than the rest of us and inevitably choose less healthy and nutritious food options for tea.

Phil Collins’ Record Divorce Payout

Bloom — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:42:00 GMT

Specific details of the settlement were kept secret, although rumors suggest Mrs Collins claimed mental and emotional abuse, following 7 years spent listening to incredibly bad music.

Oops, she’s gonna do it again…..

Bingo Trout — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:55:06 GMT

Look out, Britney's planning another VMA car crash.

Michael Phelps’ malfunction goes viral

Maggie Zeen — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 14:08:24 GMT

It’s made me think this “weightlifter nails snatch” headline may not be rude after all.

10 Reasons Why We Love The Olympics

Bingo Trout — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:28:03 GMT

Apart from Stephanie Rice that is.

Justin Timberlake's debut collection to show at New York Fashion Week

Bobby Xerox — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 14:47:19 GMT

Justin Timberlake has taken a well choreographed side-step into the world of fashion with his soon to debut denim collection “William Rast” at New York Fashion Week.

Jamie-Lynn's Southern Fried Wedding

Randy Bowser — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:51:12 GMT

Tear open the moonshine and crank up the dueling banjos……….it looks like we got ourselves an old-style hillbilly wedding!

Pop Promoter Turns Supergrass

Bingo Trout — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:57:28 GMT

Pearlman is serving 25 years for his involvement in a $300 million investment scam, but has decided to play teacher’s pet by squealing on the blabbermouth killer in the next cell.

Winehouse Dad claims drink was spiked

Randy Bowser — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:34:39 GMT

It was first thought she’d had a bad reaction to her medication, but Mr Winehouse is now convinced it was something more sinister.

Guy Richie says marriage is ‘fine’

Bingo Trout — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 12:20:03 GMT

"I live vicariously through my wife" he confirms

U.S. publicist gives Heather Mills the chop

Alan Satian — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:54:21 GMT

It doesn’t look like being footloose and fancy free has cheered her up at all.

Miley Cyrus offers date

Bingo Trout — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:30:18 GMT

She's now offered herself as prize in a charity dating competition.

Mr Winehouse gets 27 months

Bingo Trout — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:12:44 GMT

Amy Winehouse’s chavvie husband was yesterday sentenced to 27 months behind bars for assaulting a pub landlord, then trying to hush him up with $400,000 cash.

Wentz and Simpson trick or treat

Bingo Trout — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:59:18 GMT

Oh dear...their unborn child shows signs of being an Emo

Katie Holmes caught red handed

Bloom — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:41:03 GMT

After being photographed with arms folded, Katie Holmes is now being accused of taking part in a weird Scientology cleansing ceremony which has left her with bright purple hands.

What's in a name? DMX back in jail.

Bingo Trout — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:11:36 GMT

DMX's lawyer allegedly asked for his first 2 albums to be taken into consideration during sentencing.

Verne Troyer’s big win

Bloom — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 10:27:06 GMT

No figures have been released, although the payout is likely to dwarf Troyer’s Austin Powers appearance fee.

Urbans say no to baby photos

Bloom — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:46:47 GMT

“They don’t want to make a meal of it”